satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

(Source: uhmonda, via legalmexican)

There’s a difference.

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via ruinedchildhood)

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

(via lgbtlaughs)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

feeling sad? Here is a picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby: image

(via asvprock)

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(Source: poodlepunk, via humorking)

lonerthestoner:

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

Me 💁

(Source: BURGERTV)

theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

(via humorking)

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via humorking)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: kakkurau, via ugly)